The cactus: voted Planet Earth's least huggable plant for twelve thousand years in a row, and counting.

After a freak laboratory accident alters their DNA, a breed of superintelligent cacti must escape to the only place where they will be free of bored executives that want to keep them as decorative ornaments in little pots on their office desks: space.

Along the way, they must learn to adapt to the challenges they now face, and take on new roles and new responsibilities, most of which will involve donning a succession of increasingly silly hats.

Code by dalton5000 and JohnGabrielUK
Graphics and Sound by JohnGabrielUK

Made in Godot Engine 3.1 beta 4

Version 1.0.1/2: The submited game had several bugs that rendered the game unwinnable. We have fixed what was there to get this game to a playable, if rough, state. We hope you enjoy it nonetheless!

StatusIn development
PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux, HTML5
Rated 3.0 out of 5 stars
(1 total ratings)
Authorsdalton5000, JohnGabrielUK
Tags2D, Pixel Art


Windows v1.0.2 23 MB
macOS v1.0.2 25 MB
Linux v1.0.2 25 MB


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The restart game function does not reset your acquired resources or research. Also, it does not tell you that you need a farmer to create spines, rendering the game unplayable if you buy 2 miners.